Ok, so I DID laugh when I read this. But then I remembered MY days of Puberty. As a young man the only thing that differed between me and the young girls around me was that I didn’t have the menstrual cycle. Physicl changes, SEVERE emotion roller coaster, and Hormonal alterations (meaning I wanted to fuck everything) were just as common with me as with all my male and friends. The need to be respected, appreciated, and thought of as an attractive person is universal. But in american society young men and women are held to different standards which make is seem like a guys life is a walk in the park compared to womens’. Given we do live in a man dominated society, men are given no pressure WHATSOEVER to be beautiful or to uphold the civil laws of Chasity. I can’t relate to having a menstrual cramp so i’m not really going to start trying now. All i’m saying is that pain makes EVERYONE cranky, so it’s not fair to chalk every female off as an emotional wreck b/c they’re emotions are not monochromatic 24/7. Puberty sucks for everyone. PERIOD.
So yeah, just wanted to voice my opinions on the matter. Guys get hair on their balls. Well, girls get hair on their hoo-hahs. But I guess overall, guys don’t have bodies that get all pissed off every month that they don’t get pregnant. Funny thing about that though is that my wife is currently pregnant, and she is having a TERRIBLE time! She can’t poop, she can’t eat due to food aversions, her body is swollen and painful all the time, and i’m pretty sure she’s going to have to see a chiropractor soon.
From living with my mom and my sister for many years, and now living with my wife I can deduce that there are times when being a woman really sucks in the physical sense. However, having this male body all my life I can safely say that having a male body (ie, external genitalia) can put one in some pretty terrible situations. Both having to do with sitting on, bumping, smacking, and general impacts to one’s junk, as well as the constant need to procreate with every female in sight.
So yes. Being a girl sucks. ha. ha. ha. Being a boy is great because the world is run by men and men don’t have to do a Got-Damn thang to be respected.
(saaaaaarcasm)
((is that sarcasm? I really don’t know if i’m using that correctly sometimes))
(((and how the hell does ANYONE use “irony” correctly?)))
(Source: iraffiruse)
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